March 08, 2007

Quotable quotes...

Women, no offence meant. Got the following interesting and funny one liners...
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? **

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. **

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Married life is very frustrating! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Happy Women's day...
Happy World Kidney day...

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